Showing posts with label Freaky Friday Fact. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Freaky Friday Fact. Show all posts

3.27.2009

Freaky Friday Fact

While everything is going down with the economy one thing remains Up and at Attention...


...At Ease Soldier.

Yes according to several reports condom sales are sky rocketing during these hard economic times.
Is budgeting the new form of foreplay?

Does pinching pennies make you want to ride him until the cows come home?

Are can goods the new aphrodisiac? Mmmm beans...

I think not!

To be real, I believe condom sells are on a rise because, folks are really not trying to have kids in this economy! (minus that octo chick)

But the most important thing is that people are purchasing protection.


This is your Freaky Friday Fact for today and remember...
Don't be a fool... tell him to wrap his Tool! (evidently everyone else is doing it)

2.20.2009

Freaky Friday Fact: The Ultimate Form of Castration?

Is being in a committed relationship or marriage the ultimate form of castration? According to a Harvard Medical Study, yes it is!


The study found that men who are married or in a romantically committed relationship have significant lower testosterone levels compared to other (single) men. I read that simply holding an infant lowers testosterone as well! How does this affect our relationships? Some men may be disturbed by the thought of becoming less of a man once they say, "I do." It is bad enough society is constantly ridiculing the plight of the committed man, then here comes science proving that there may be some truth to those locker room jokes.

As a woman, a married woman... I am not complaining! The Lord knows what He is doing! The hormones are lowering in order to help the man adapt to creating a home and a family. It doesn't make them "less of a man" but instead less of a horny teenager and more of a stable, supportive, engaging MAN and Partner. Now-Now testosterone does some many amazing things; from giving him that sensual deep voice, charming facial hair, and phenomenal drive in bed. So we want him to keep those qualities and biologically he can and will! If things begin to fade (like the sex) there's always a little blue pill to help with that!

Happy Freaky Friday & As always it will be sweeter if he wraps his peter!!


Thoughts?

2.06.2009

Freaky Friday Fact: Is That a Wallet in Your Pocket or Are You Happy To See Me?

Studies have shown that the more wealthy the man the more orgasms he gives his partner. According to a study conducted by Dr. Thomas Pollet, “Increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women’s self-reported frequency of orgasm. More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article5537017.ece


I can see how this study may be true… I mean generally speaking... of course. I don’t know the specifics of the study but I would have to explore how do they define wealth and how do they rate the truth of the number of orgasms reported. Okay aside from the technical/ scientific factors, sex is best when you are relaxed worry free and a little intoxicated. Not being wealthy myself, I can only assume that they worry about bills significantly less than I do, it’s hard to have an orgasm when you are thinking about the household, bills, the kids… etc. Needless to say I make it work… but many working class households do not.

Also, considering the evolution of man in terms of mating, the women were most likely mate with the man who hunted down and brought home the largest beast. Perhaps, today women are not only attracted to men of wealth for appearance and status but also biologically maybe those juices get flowing a bit differently when there are extra zeroes in that salary.

To be honest I am on the fence about this study, because I personally think great sex and phenomenal orgasms can be achieved by everyone at anytime… But that’s another posting.

Happy Freaky Friday & As always make sure he covers his stump before you hump!!!

Thoughts?